Great this is great. So Absolute Poker and Ultimate Bet, the twosome otherwise known as the “bandits”, have joined forces. Why, you might ask. Maybe because their names have been smeared because of greedy employees. You remember the Absolute Poker scandal don’t you. The clowns who owned the company felt that they weren’t making enough money off of an ONLINE CASINO. So they decided to log on and cheat their own customers out of millions.

I honestly can’t imagine someone playing on these sites. Apparently people still do. Either they’ve been living under a rock or they just don’t mind people robbing them blind. I on the other hand love poker. More than poker I love a straight up game. Which by the way isn’t hard to find. All you have to do is look for PokerStars.com. Yes you remember them. They Provide a straight up game with all the trimmings. Awesome tournaments from 1 dollar sit n go’s to $1,000,000 guaranteed Sunday tournaments. Not the mention the big ass selection of other games besides hold’em.

That’s what I don’t get. Maybe it’s because they’re not advertising enough. I’m not sure what the problem is right now. I do know that it will be a cold day in hell before I ever put money into UB, AP or CEREUS. I don’t care if they change the name to “Honest to goodness straight up poker site”. I still ain’t putting money into that nonsense.

Then again you could look at it from the “Jack in the Box”, point of view. Yeah they fucked up caught the bull-jive and fixed the problem. Like when Jack in the Box had all that tainted meat go out because of not cooking the food enough. Now I’m pretty sure that Jack in the Box is one of the safest places in the world to eat. I can’t imagine them being relaxed about quality. So maybe Absolute being owned by some other clowns and joining forces with the other cheater makes them safer because “it definitely won’t happen again.”

I just can’t see myself taking place in this whole fiasco. If you decide to be an idiot and place money into either one of those accounts let me know. I got a bridge I can sell you. It’s in Brooklyn and it doesn’t have a toll booth. You could set one up and make millions. Just let me know, I’ll sell it cheap.